Paloma Spritz by Garden Greens

1. The COA Translation

• THCa: 33.2%
• THC: 30.07%
• Total Terpenes: 2.37%
• Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene (1.29%), Limonene (0.32%), Caryophyllene (0.24%).

• Pro Tip: 1.29% Myrcene is the real story here. That is a massive sedative dose that overrides everything else.

2. The Physical Profile

• Visuals: High bag appeal. Deep purple hues contrasted with bright, vibrant orange hairs.
• The Feel: Excellent cure. Sticky to the touch and holds its structure, this won’t crumble to dust in your grinder.
• The Nose: LOUD. As soon as the seal breaks, you’re hit with a heavy wave of citrus and fruit, backed by a solid earthy base.

3. The Re-Up Reality

• The Verdict: The Ultimate Nightcap.

• The Experience: I love this strain… as my night cap. Would NOT recommend for daytime use. Between the high potency and the Myrcene-heavy profile, this is a “lights out” strain. Expect a heavy couch-lock to set in about 30 minutes after your session.